Press button,receive bacon

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raging_rotary@hotmail.com's avatar
Press button,receive bacon
91b2200(cody)'s avatar
91b2200(cody)
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true true ...

instead of getting the pack where you gotta tear em apart on throw em on a pan or whatever ..
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jmzcustomz (jeff)
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You know this reminds me of this great game we have... it is a board game for adults called Rehab. One of the cards you get you have to lay on your back and sizzle like a piece of bacon. LOL I am picturing a budy of mine who is pretty quiet and conservative half lit doing this...funniest thing I had ever say...well beside him having to hump the chair...that is a different card. Fun game with beer.
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baha
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That's hilarious
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crazymikey
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LMAO.

You should see me playing the "Waterfall" drinking game. I always lose. hahaha
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87mazdaslammed1
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ha ha
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jakec(jake)
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But its not just bacon that is ready2go. You guys have heaps of food that requires little to no preparation. Food out of a box. Bet thats full of protein and nutrients Not like aussies eat any better though. Where the fattiest nation on earth (fatter than America). At some point in my life we got lazy. Maybe I should import this bacon. My dad says if you can't fix a social or economic problem, at least make some money out of it.
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crazymikey
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This is why we love Aussies.
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jmzcustomz (jeff)
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Customs would love that!!! "Sir whats in the box?" "Um.....precooked bacon, I am that way I can wake up 2 min before Saturday AM cartoons and still have hot bacon. And besides last time I cooked bacon I burnt my weener. "

LMFAO!!!!
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crazymikey
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yeah,but they dont let you bring meat over the border,lol.
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crazymikey
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Sir,is that a sausage in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?