Chuck Norris Facts

Its not really a fascination. Think about it, from what we've heard in the facts of norris. I think it would be safer to go with him then against him. I hear he controls the internet, well he beat it into submission and now does what its told.

its more the jokes about chuck norris then the fascination with chuck norris

when a butterfly waves its wings,it might cause rain in Tennessee.When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks,the "Big Bang"reverses itself-twice-and we dont notice it.

U dont measure Chuck Norris farts by how they smell-u measure them by the Richter Scale.

Here is a good one.....

Go to google.com

Type in "Find Chuck Norris"

Instead of clicking on "google search", click on "I'm feeling lucky"



Report your findings.

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."

That's classic. Ballin....

yeah...I got a roundhouse kick to the face. Thanks alot for that bright idea of looking for him.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. this is what i got lol

this has nothing to do with chuck norris,

But go to google

Type in French Military Victories

and click I'm feeling lucky

Nice there is no victories...

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person





bloody funny thread...classic