no worries im old and fat and aint even gonna try running anywhere...LOL
lmao that's brutal. i felt like everyone else...when i read the ranger part i was like 'hmm,didn't know he had a ranger too' and then i got to the punchline and i was just like "todd's an ass." hahaha.
I give that one a 10 out of 10. Definetly one of the best ones I've read.
YOU FOOL!!! You had me going...something similar happened to me for real in my first marriage. Then the tires part... LOL to great!!! Unfortunetly I did not get the ranger as several people on here have their mazda's and then their daily. Good one though.