Saddle up Old Paint.

Old cowboy wanders into Starbucks and orders a coffee.Sits sipping his joe when a good lookin young thang sits down beside him with her latte'.Are u a real cowboy,sez Chickie.Well sez old cowboy,I think I am.I spend all my time ridin horses,chasin cows,branding cows,fixin fences,fixin tractors and balin hay.

Well sez Chickie,I'm a lesbian.I think about women all the time-in the shower,on the bus,at work,watchin TV,all the time.

The two sit silently sipping their coffees,when a third guy joins them.Howdy,he sez to the old cowpoke, ru a real cowboy?Well oldtimer sez,I thought I wuz until a few minutes ago,but I found out I wuz a lesbian.Hee-haw.BJ

Well waduya know, I think I am too!!!!!