Oh dear,no deer.

So anthroplogy lady and her guide/interpreter visit a tribe of American Indians. Lady sees all the warriors with their face paint and headdresses on and asks the guide what the significance of the feathers was. They see a buck with one eagle feather in his hair and ask him about it."um"says the guide,"This man says he has slept with only one squaw." The next buck they meet has 3 feathers in his hair."Um" says guide,"This man has had carnal knowledge of three squaws." Next man they meet is the Chief,who is wearing an elaborate headdress with feathers all around and trailing off to the ground. "Oh dear"says the anthropology lady."um" says the chief,"No deer-run too damn fast".Hee-haw.BJ