Mongolian What?

Guy takes a trip to China and discovers that lots of pretty women like American guys so he engages in a non-stop sex-a-thon for several days.A couple of weeks after returning home,he finds his penis covered with bright purple spots.Horrified he makes an appointment with his urologist for a consultation.When he whips it out,urologist says,"Hm-m-m-m,Mongolian VD,dont see many cases of that.Bad stuff.We got to amputate your penis at once cause this stuff can kill you."Man sez "Hell no Doc u cant mean that.I want a second opinion." "OK sez Doc,"There is a Chinese urologist in town.Why dont u see him for another opinion." So dude goes to the Chinese urologist for a second opinion.He whips it out and Chinese doc sez,"Ah so.Mongorian VD.Veddy bad,veddy bad."Dude is now scared sh--less and sez,"Doc u got to help me here.The other doc wants to amputate my penis." Chinese doc starts laughing."Just rike Ameddican doc.Always want cut,cut here cut there,always cut make big buck.."Relieved,dude says,"Great,what is the treatment.?" Chinese doc sez"Ah,wait 2 weeks,dick fall off all by itself, no cut needed." Hee-haw.BJ

OOOWWWWWWW!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

LOL! Crude, but funny...

is that what those spots are? my wife's gonna be pissed!

hoc is the joke man!!!

omfg lol that was veddy bad lol

wow... veddy funnay


Edit: speedster i think you'd wanna kill yourself lol, your wife wouldn't have to