A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to
bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied.
"Get your own fuckin' blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.