The Useless Facts Page

i heard that in florida its illegal to tie an aligator to a fire hydrant. but that makes sense cuz if your a firefighter and theres a fire, you dont want to have to get past a gator to get water lol

lol well who actually has a big ass pet alligator and why would you tie it to a fire hydrant?




-justin

That does say in Florida... Gators? Florida? eh eh?

Zac

Loctite has a sweet taste to it.

that all weather men are dumbasses. they dont know what in the hell they're doing, its all just educated guesses.




-justin

when it snows in ga people drive extremely slow and use their hazard lights (why you ask i don't know but it's fucking annoying)

oh yeh no shit man. we got like 3 inches of snow a few days ago. all of its melted now and i got behind some woman last night that was running like 25-30 mph in a 55 lane with her hazard lights on and being super carefull. people are idiots man.




-justin

Shit, people do that here when it rains hard.