DevB22 Word Of The Day

that kaycee guy on here has a real bad case of oral diarreah

last night around 10 i broke the seal. i am paying for it today though.




-justin

True story:

Last night, whilst drinking with fat mexican chicks and my freinds, I messed up and "broke the seal" by pissing in the bushes. Due to such, I had to piss all night in a bathroom where the aforementioned fat mexican chicks had been throwing up.

Optical Rectinitis-When your visual nerves get crossed with your anal nerves and u get a shitty outlook on life.Often associated with Mental Constipation.
Optical Rectinopathy-The procedure done to correct optical rectinitis.Often associated with Jose Cuervo and fat Mexican chicks.LMFAO.BJ

just remember riding a fat chick is like riding a moped it's fun but don't let your friends find out as you will regret it for the rest of your life.

i remember this time when a few of my friends were parting and this fat chick showed up.... she got fucked up and then was going around asking people to fuk her.... well everyone she asked turned her down..... she finally asked me to fuk.... i turned he down and she started to cry..... so i let her suck me off and she was a happier then a pig in shit for the rest of the night...

December 16th

Dingleberry

A delinquent partial turd which grasps anal shrubery causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.

90-B22Dawg: Ain't you a sweetie? Bein' the nice guy you are, you let the fat girl blow you LMAO!

BUT You said she finally asked you, so is that like being the last kid picked for the dodgeball team? LOL!

Just phuckin' with ya man!

Dev

naw she knew better then to ask me id already turned her down several other times.... it was one of the best blow jobs id ever gotten... fat girls can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose