post your favorite random fact

Does Midnite Mike's post mean the same as "Go ugly early?"Yes it does.BJ

chuck norris is so bad he can unscramble eggs!

chuck norris died 10 yrs ago but the grim reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

chuck norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. they bleed for a week as a result.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows
to live.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

I like tater tots

LOL ha ha

oh man.....A wheelie ona uni cycle...Thats hilarious....thanks for the laugh

chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, to bad chuck norris has never cried

97% of Canadians say they would not borrow a toothbrush if they forgot to pack their own

No word in the English language rhymes with month

Only 7% of the population are lefties.

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

70% of dust of house dust is dead skin cells.

Bats always turn left when they exit a cave.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

This guy has wood.