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U know u own a mazda when
mazdafvr
+1y
you may drive a mazda when
A full tank of gas is the key to left hand drifting.
your bumper becomes a snow plow in the winter.
your ex told u that your jacked up chevy was compensation for somthin you lacked. whata bitch.
u fixed it after it fell out of that tree you parked it in. "wonder what the old lady is gonna say."
your truck brings new meaning to the phrase, "one wheel drive"
u stand on the rear bumber and it splits in half.
downhill, u have barely any gas, up hill, u have a half a tank. "Wer almost out of gas man, lets hope the next gas station is on top of a mountain.
the best time u find to show mods off to your buddies is when theyre watching u replace a tire on the side of the road.
A full tank of gas is the key to left hand drifting.
your bumper becomes a snow plow in the winter.
your ex told u that your jacked up chevy was compensation for somthin you lacked. whata bitch.
u fixed it after it fell out of that tree you parked it in. "wonder what the old lady is gonna say."
your truck brings new meaning to the phrase, "one wheel drive"
u stand on the rear bumber and it splits in half.
downhill, u have barely any gas, up hill, u have a half a tank. "Wer almost out of gas man, lets hope the next gas station is on top of a mountain.
the best time u find to show mods off to your buddies is when theyre watching u replace a tire on the side of the road.
mazdafvr
+1y
if you cant count on two hands how many times you've pointlessly opened the hood this month, you might own a mazda.
if you chill in your truck for more than an hour a day without driving it, you might own a mazda.
if you cant remember the last time you were more than 8 inches off the ground, you might own a mazda.
if you ever gotten pulled over by a rent-a-cop in a golf cart, you might own a mazda. (true story)
if you ever took the truck hunting and didn't leave the driveway or the truck, you might own a mazda.
if shes ever said "its either me or the truck" and haven't talked to her since, you might drive a mazda.
if you chill in your truck for more than an hour a day without driving it, you might own a mazda.
if you cant remember the last time you were more than 8 inches off the ground, you might own a mazda.
if you ever gotten pulled over by a rent-a-cop in a golf cart, you might own a mazda. (true story)
if you ever took the truck hunting and didn't leave the driveway or the truck, you might own a mazda.
if shes ever said "its either me or the truck" and haven't talked to her since, you might drive a mazda.
Cusser
+1y
...when you take your '98 Frontier out of town for the weekend, then return to work a half-day on Monday, and get excited about the B2200 firin' up to take you there !!!
...when you visit the U-Pick while out of town and don't need any B2200 parts for yourself, just pick up a spare valve cover (maybe to paint someday), a set of dark gray deluxe door seals, and a red/maroon dimmer wheel (and pass on an AC push-in switch and blower resistor) !!!
...when you visit the U-Pick while out of town and don't need any B2200 parts for yourself, just pick up a spare valve cover (maybe to paint someday), a set of dark gray deluxe door seals, and a red/maroon dimmer wheel (and pass on an AC push-in switch and blower resistor) !!!
dan woodland
+1y
You know you own a B when...
you get up in the morning excited to see if any new kills are in your local junk yards and you take time off work to hit those very same junk yards that afternoon!
you call/text guys with Bs to ask if they need parts on YOUR parts run...
go to the junk yard for a fix nothing else will satiate...
you plan a 3K trip, in your B, to hit as many junk yards as you can in three days...
you get up in the morning excited to see if any new kills are in your local junk yards and you take time off work to hit those very same junk yards that afternoon!
you call/text guys with Bs to ask if they need parts on YOUR parts run...
go to the junk yard for a fix nothing else will satiate...
you plan a 3K trip, in your B, to hit as many junk yards as you can in three days...
mazdafvr
+1y
if you ever took a "joy ride" in the truck after you got home from a 10 hour road trip, you might own a mazda.
chuck norris
+1y
If you put 4x4 sheetmetal on your 2wd truck, and have no intention of off-roading.
If your truck weighs half as much as your car.
If you laugh at your own ride, but you love it too.
If your truck weighs half as much as your car.
If you laugh at your own ride, but you love it too.
lsumazdarider
+1y
U know u own a Mazda when u can make end less jokes about your truck
axel breaker earl
+1y
You know you own a Mazda when everyone wants to know if you'll sell it to them!
I get so many people wanting to buy one of my trucks.........could it be because I own 4 of them?.........Oops, 5 of them! I forgot about the parts truck at my buddies house.
I get so many people wanting to buy one of my trucks.........could it be because I own 4 of them?.........Oops, 5 of them! I forgot about the parts truck at my buddies house.
hurtlocker
+1y
Ok I got a good one. . . . .You know you own a MAZDA when you see this in the owners manual!!! Although the one I just bought doesn't have anything in it. No speakers no radio!! lol
mazdamn
+1y
You know you own a mazda when the 1st thing you say when you see one....
"I wonder what motor is swapped in there?"
"I wonder what motor is swapped in there?"