Hep' You?

Crusty old codger walks into the Catholic Church and says to the secretary "Who do I see about joining this damn church?" Secretary replies'Sir what did u just say?" Old geezer says,"Dammit listen up.Who do I see about joining this damn church?" Secretary says,"Sir,please,watch your language.We dont talk like that here.Please Wait a moment."She scurries to the priests office and relays what has just gone on.Priest comes out and says,"Sir,may I help you?" Old fart says "Lookit,I just won 200 million dollars in the damn lottery and I am trying to get somebody to tell me how to join this damn church so I can give some of it away.Priest looks at the old man and says,"I'm so sorry sir,is this bitch giving u a hard time?"Hee-haw.BJ

hahaha

i like that... "hee-haw"

Now that is some funny $#!t man. I mean D@$% LOL

Seriously, one of the better ones.

ya that is some funny crap but monies will make any one turn to the curse side even a danm priest.

and his alter boys

^^^ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^^^^ nice touch HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

alter boys,priests,nice touch all on the same page!lol hahahahahahahaha

i drank the jesus juice