Goverment guy was talking to Chief Two Feathers about what he had seen in his long life.He asked the Chief what he thought about the white man-wars,pollution,taking the Indian lands,etc.Chief Two Feathers leans back and says,"Um,when white man come,Indian free to run around all day,do anything he want.Plenty water,plenty buffalo,plenty fish.Ride horse,have fun all day,plenty sex with squaw all night.Only white man stupid enough to screw up system like that."Hee-haw.BJ
HERES A GOODEN!
The lone ranger and an indian were walking through the woods and the long ranger said hey wait.....ya hear that?? the indian ploped down on the ground with his face in the dirt doing what seemed to be listening... then rose back up and said. BUFFLO COME!! ranger said. thats cool man howd ya know that? he said...FACE STICKY!! haha? -bf