You Know Your A B-Series Driver When...

You know your a B Owner when:

You look at a stock B, and check for a rear bumper, tail gate handle & count the dents in the bumper.

^^^^THATS WHY I TOOK MINE OFF

when u start mistaking the smell of ur wifes perfume for gas fumes.lol.bj

hahaha, you mean thats not a normal smell

I never had to carry a bottle of FeBreeze in the B. It had its own deodorizer. The Geo Metro, I still dont know what the smell is....

^^^^^hahaha thats ill

that smell is..... geo....

beats me but if we could bottle it and sell it--we'd all be rich,I tell u- rich .Bwahahaha.bj

you know you're a new b-series driver (me) when you ask your boy who's been doing this forever (slamson) all sorts of silly questions. *clears throat*

Is it supposed to smoke when I first start it up?
Does the clutch pedal REALLY grab that low?
Umm...my gas gauge doesn't work..kinda..sorta..
Are the factory headlights that bad?
I have to press the pedal how many times in the morning???
Why are parts so damn cheap??? (not that I'm complaining)

I'm sure I'll come up with more

Answers:

Is it supposed to smoke when I first start it up? --- Yes,it's a Mazda

Does the clutch pedal REALLY grab that low? --- Yes, it's a Mazda

Umm...my gas gauge doesn't work..kinda..sorta.. --- Yes, it's a Mazda

Are the factory headlights that bad? --- Yes, it's a Mazda

I have to press the pedal how many times in the morning??? --- 4, because it's a Mazda

Why are parts so damn cheap??? --- Because it's a Mazda