hey, internet tough guys...

cockpump

That's what I call your mom.

At least he has a mom.

Can you swap hands and gain a stroke while using the sandpaper???

...was yours that dead hooker in the trunk of my Cadillac?

i also enjoy crop dusting one of those sticky dog farts in an elevator after pushing all the buttons, and bath tub farts.

I enjoy watching our blonde secretary at work through the window while she bends over....

I get a raise at work every day,but mypay never increases....lol

HAHAHAHAHAH ^^^^^^ funny but a little to much info mikey