joke thread

theres 2 mexican's standing at the end of an off ramp, jesus and jose. they are both holding signs and they both have a breif case for money at their feet. one day jose looks over to jesus and asks, hey man how come every day you get people dropping $10s and $20s in your brief case and all i get is quarter, dimes, nickles, and every now and then dollars. jesus looked at jose and replied, i don't know man. well at the end of the week jose was mad he had only made a few bucks and jesus had mad enough for rent, food, and beer. jose says, man i don't know what it is, im just not making the money you are. jesus says well jose what does your sign say? jose says, homeless, jobless, hungry, please help. jose looks over to jesus and asks what does your sign say. jesus looks over and says, homeless, jobless, hungry, need money to get back to mexico, please help!

a guy goes to the dentist to get his tooth pulled, he tells the dentist that there is no way that he can stand pain, he is going to need something for pain. so the denist leaves the room and comes back with a blue pill and pliers, the guy asks whats the blue pill? dentist says, its Viagra. viagra? what do i need that for doc? dentist says, your going to need something to hold onto while i pull that tooth

^^^^ good one