Ha ha ha... heard that one many times over... <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" title="Razz" />
But I end up laughing last when the joke-teller hears how little I'm paying for gas and insurance... compared to his cage or crotch rocket.
Annual insurance is $130 CDN and a week's worth of gas is usually $3 CDN.
And, in closing, as the great John Wayne once said, "Sex is not a spectator sport" so I wouldn't want my friends seeing me in "flagrante delicto"... ... they might get jealous.
don't know what that meant.... but it sounds SWEET!!!
p.s... how do u pronounce it... i wanna say it at school...
In flagrante delicto or sometimes simply in flagrante (Latin: "while the crime is blazing") is a legal term used to indicate that a criminal has been caught in the act of committing an offense (compare corpus delicti). The colloquial "caught red-handed" or "caught in the act" are English equivalents.
The Latin term has come to be used far more often as a euphemism for a couple being caught in the act of sexual congress; in modern usage the intercourse need not be adulterous or illicit.
As for pronouncing it... since Latin is the ancestor of modern Italian, try an Italian accent. LOL
YEE HAW... REDNECK SPEAKIN ITALIAN!!!