You Know You're a B-Series Owner When...?

You get excited gaining 1-2hp

lol,I do the 86-93 thing.

I go to the parts counter and say "I need a *part* for an 86 to 93 Mazda B-series pickup, 2.2 carb, 2 wheel drive" and the first question I get is "And what year is the truck?" followed by "What model?" and lastly "what engine?"

As if I wasn't clear enough at the beginning.

Just like the time I had the guy look up a head gasket for an RX7...

The guy at the parts store already knows what you are driving and ask's what do you need today Alfred...

you have to convince your friend riding shotgun that the vibrations you feel are perfectly normal and the banging noise from the suspension comes and goes.

You have tried everything possible to get rid of the dam tick,tick,tick noise coming from the motor

you spent more on the air ride than the truck itself

man i can go on forever...

i actually bought mine from the guy at the parts store.

when no one can figure out how to keep your door locked and close it at the same time

True that on the door locking thing. lol