You Know You're a B-Series Owner When...?

When the wife starts refering to the truck as the other woman.

When a hood outline in a junk yard will make u do a u turn on a busy highway to see if that was really a 2600i hood.BJ

when your friends nickname ya mazdamandan lol

or if ya bump your head on the doorframe getting into yer ride, yall just might be a minitrucker.

If yall now more about airbags than truckers , yall just may be a minitrucker

if you leave yer rear tires bald, just so you can spinn em, yall just may be a B series owner

when you think your truck is the greatest thing the world even with a ripped bench cut ,wires the go to god knows where and you have to spend 20 minutes in the driveway letting it warm up before you can leave for work. o yeah and a kid on roller skates and a leaf blower attached to his back runs quicker quarter mile times than you can going downhill!

...you get pulled over twice in one night, 20 minutes apart... .....(w00ps) ... ..

didn't have anything to do with the papa johns pizza delivery sign did it? LOL

bahahah nah man i took that off a little earler, once from the exhaust, twice was the same thing, but snooped around a lil more over my rims/suspension...tint. fuck cops. cant drive something half decent here...