Family Portrait

Mrs. Campy's a great shot, and she ain't afraid to rack that pumpgun when things go awry...I've learned to mind my manners.

Didn't she put a hole in your front door cause of an intruder?

Almost. That guy was in for a big reality check if he ever ended up getting into the house. Mrs. Campy's got that Momma Bear thing going for her.

Man...that was quite a few years ago. I forgot all about that.

Last 4th of July, someone drove by our place @ 2:30AM and lobbed a M80 into our yard. It was a local epidemic that summer. Long story short, we both woke up and thought it was an intruder trying to get it the house. Most wives would have laid low, not mine...she was right on my heels. Her explanation was that if it was an intruder and he happened to get the jump on me, she "was sure as hell going to send the sonufabitch to Hell in the event I went down".

I love that woman.

I had to throw out that pair of underwear.