damn happy b day ya i got the myspoace thign but damn work thing got in the way... woo hoo cowboys still alive
...just wait til i hit the "splitter"
That's what happens when you get old like me.
Oh, I just thought you had sand in your va-jay-jay.
How was your B-Day, Puss?
Like they always are. Nothing much. Kids made me cards, got a dairy queen ice cream cake. My steel tubing was my present from my wife.
I think this is the second year that my wife has withheld the "birthday nookie" isn't that illegal in like all 50 states?
Yikes...I turned it down last night.
...just because I was feeling used. She only wants me to put her into labor.
So she's just gonna have to wait 'till after Reso.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEEOOTCH!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday you cry baby.