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anyone getting married soon
2dadoorz
+1y
The Sweetness Of Married Life
>> >
>> A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although
>> very >> much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
>> buddies.
>>
>> So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
>>
>> 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
>>
>> 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a
>> beer.'
>>
>> The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
>> refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
>> different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan . .
>>
>> All he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...
>> You know... they have frozen glasses... '
>>
>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
>> by sayi ng, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug
>> out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
>>
>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
>> bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
>> long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
>>
>> 'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took
>> out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
>> mushroom caps and little quiches.
>>
>> 'But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty
>> words and all that...'
>>
>> 'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
>>
>> OK, THEN, LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP,
>> DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE< BR>>> YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER. GOT
>> IT, JACKASS?'
>> >
>> A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although
>> very >> much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
>> buddies.
>>
>> So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
>>
>> 'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.
>>
>> 'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to have a
>> beer.'
>>
>> The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the
>> refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
>> different countries: Germany, Holland , Japan . .
>>
>> All he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar...
>> You know... they have frozen glasses... '
>>
>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him
>> by sayi ng, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug
>> out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
>>
>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
>> bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
>> long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
>>
>> 'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took
>> out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
>> mushroom caps and little quiches.
>>
>> 'But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty
>> words and all that...'
>>
>> 'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
>>
>> OK, THEN, LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP,
>> DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE< BR>>> YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER. GOT
>> IT, JACKASS?'
jcampbell1180
+1y
*sigh*
low95xlt
+1y
so this is what i get to look forward to after may 3rd huh
huskerdually
+1y
That' not the way it is around my house. I do what I want when I want. If she talked to me like that I'd shut her up by sticking my d
What honey, no I'm not on that stupid duallyscene again. I'm a a a a looking for your Christmas present. Yes I did the laundry and dishes. I'm going to start supper in a minute.
What honey, no I'm not on that stupid duallyscene again. I'm a a a a looking for your Christmas present. Yes I did the laundry and dishes. I'm going to start supper in a minute.
jcampbell1180
+1y
The married man's reality.
low95xlt
+1y
dont scary me like this fellas say it aint so
1low1ton
+1y
i hope you dont like sex anymore
jcampbell1180
+1y
Definately hope your not fond of getting head either...
ec_dually
+1y
damn you guys must have it bad, my girls wants it everynight and sometime 2 times and at least 3 times on saturday, since we work on sunday, hell some morning i wake up and she is ready to go so i give it to her then she goes and cooks me breakfast...
huskerdually
+1y
Liar liar pants on fire.