When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this

When you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this:_
> >
> >On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> >thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
> >& Johnson.
> >
> >Be very sure you get this brand.
> >
> >When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
> >the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
> >clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
> >thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that
> >it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out
> >the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
> >there is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
> >Johnson is personally tested".
> >
> >Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
> >do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
> >
> >HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE REAR THAN YOURS.
>

LOL

I would love to have that job. Hopefully I could test the xx-large thermometers .

^^^teh ghey?^^^

Thats a good one!

um...... wow....

ouch

i think husker missed what he was trying t o imply but if he didn't remind me never to drive thru nebraska

Ahoy there sailor