The whore thread...

I'm very persistent every time she bends down for anything I say "while your down there".

Never worked yet but some day*crosses fingers*

I usually run up behind mine when she does that.

hence why you house looks like an orchord for gorwing babies....



you should talk your wife into a tattoo that says baby factory and get it on her belly.





j/k bro

Man I got some bad gas this morning. Have to walk away after I fart, can't stand my own smell.

I've been gassing the little lady out the past couple of nights.

Says she gets up to pee in the middle of the night, and our room smells like straight shi-aht.

Actually kinda proud of that.

hahahahah i let mine rip upder the sheets and then flap them lil lady gets pissed as i get up to leave since i know they are bad

I don't fart around my wife. Get up and leave the room.

What...you think your better than me?

No...well ya a little. I don't know we just don't do it. Don't use the bathroom in front of each other either.

People say we're kinda weird that way.