The whore thread...

I touch them everynight.......if I could only save enough for a tank of gas.....$3.20 a gallon for regular= $90.00 if its empty...I could go somewhere....(Always keep 1/4 tank minimum to help cool the in-tank fuel pump)...

I do like your new truck you are building, wish I had time to play in the garage.....i been working on my back yard.....taking care of teenagers, wife, girlfriend life is good...

back yard looks like it will be pimp when you get all that done.. sweet. im glad my wife doesnt check this forum she might want me to do all that crap in our backyard

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.'You'll have
to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL,and he will supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll
also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips.'This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part your
job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. 'A two-bedroom loft type
apartment with plasma TV, stereo,bar,etc.located above the garage,will be
designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said,'You're bullshittin' me!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . You started it.

that never gets old


right uncle obama?

Just found out about this thread! I like it!

Update on my ride....Today, finally started putting in my new tweed wrapped door panels. And...got lucky and found a guy who wanted to swap back windows with me. So I traded my sliding rear window, for a solid back window. I've just always hated the way sliders look. Wish I didn't just have it tinted though. So now I gotta have my tint guy come out and tint the new solid window.

Also going to be pulling off all the interior trim peices from the door panels up to the headliner, so I can wrap those in tweed to try and match the door panels.

Killer.

Pics or it didn't happen.

yesterday my son farted and bout 5 mins later he walks up to me and says.... "Dad my underwear are alittle wet but i Promise i didnt pee in them, i dont know why they are wet?" so i pull them down and low and behold if my little man didnt get his first lession on a good ole SHART. I looked at him and "Boy you sharted, he looked at me with the most puzzled face i have ever seen i think and said "I DID WHAT?" i freaking laughted so hard.. so now i hope my 5 year old doesnt go to school and explain to all his friends that he sharted in his pants LOL

Freakin classic! hope he doesn't tell the teacher! I know my daughter loves going to school and telling her teacher EVERYTHING that happens or that we say at home.

This place is dead.