NIGGA PUH-LEASE!!! I'll camp out in your backyard.
My parents own a nursing home and we have ghosts there. A few employees have seen different ghosts on many occassions. Our afternoon cook went back into the kitchen after break and seen a man in a long trench coat reaching into the refridge and another night nurse has seen a lady in a dress walking the halls. If freaks me out when I get called in to fix sumthin in the middle of the night. One time in a lightning storm my buddy and I went over to check something out late one night. The doors are locked at 11 pm and we didn't have a cell so we tried bangin on the door to get the nurse but she didn't hear us so we drove his car up to the door and shine our headlights down the hall. We saw an old lady in a wheelchair with her wig off and the few long real hairs she had left were sticking straight up. She looked like an alien. LOL She was real though. You had to be there to see that it looked so freaky when you are a little hammered to begin with.
Yeah, old people can be scary. They smell weird, too.
^and they smell really funny after they soiled themselves
hahahahahahaha!!!! i had to come in at 2 this morning and i kept hearing shit in the back where we have an old garage, i told myself im hurrying the fuck outta here and i look at my work truck and the fuckin tire is flat!!!!! son of a bitch!!!!!
Go wipe the sand out of your vagina and leave the night work to REAL men.
vvv Yes, they are laughing at you. vvv