Who Farted?!?!

o yeah and loepard bra GRRRR!

yeah i cant help but come back and see it i cant stop laughing! :lol:

Imagine the poor bastard that eventually had to put his/her face near that Hershey Highway from Hell.

Even better, imagine when that fat slob realized he's got a regular shit storm in his pants that he's been displaying for the last 3 rounds of 'strip twister'.

Or should I say 'shit twister'

OH! SNAP!!! OH NO HE DIDN'T!!!

That poor bastard. I can't help but feel for him.

I have a confession:

I once crapped my pants in a Stater Brothers.

I was attempting to rip a fart near my wife and blame it on her. You know, typical husband stuff. I pushed, and pushed, and pushed a bit more, and all of a sudden:

PLBBBTH!!

It was a hot fart. A regular steamer. Then it was wet. A little too wet. It was then I realized that this was no regular fart. It was a shart. It was a shart to the tenth degree. Suddenly, the joke was on me. I was wearing shorts and I had to jam to the bathroom before my horible situation was revealed to the entire meat department. I ended up abandoning my boxers in the trash can and going commando until we got home. My wife thought it was hilarious.

I did not share her sentiment.

hahahahahaha holy shit! yeah i too have crapped myself and yes i was gonna blame it on notmy wife but my kid! well yeah the joke back fired literally!! fired out my ass!!

There's your confession. You guys know a lot more about me now than I'm sure you care to know.

Left foot green... right arm yellow... brown eye red...

id hate to be tho one that has to stretch behind and have my face in his ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is anyone else getting a "free fart" ad at the top of the page?

No, but I want one.