A solar eclipse is just a myth, it's actually when McGyver forgets to put fuel in the sun
Shoe, Gum and a paperclip
Chuck Norris only can masteurbate to pictures of Chuck Norris.
mcgyver doesnt have to masterbate, he uses a swiss army knife a shoelace and an old tire and whips up some thing to do it for him
McGyver can build an airplane out of paperclips, chewing gum and metal shavings; but Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick his head through a wall and take it from him.