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you got to love nature
pig rig
+1y
I've been fighting a mole infestion thats just been pissing me off. so over the last few days I've waged war on the little bastards I've shoved all kinds of stuff in the holes I've even went as far as plumbing co2 gas in the holes trying to sufficat them.
so this morning I got up early (3:30am ) I headed out with my 24oz monster energy drink and arm myself with a spade shovel I'm going to kill something!
after about a half hour of standing and watching, the light is getting good enough that I can see all the way across the yard, and I got a digger so I crept up on him and waited for him to push a little more dirt up and then as hard as i could I slammed the spade in to the ground and when I pulled it out I had blood on one of the tongs! FU^ K YEA!!
So I moved back over to stand on the asphalt of my drive way and waited agine. however I'm now spun up on energy drink and adrenaline I start to think of thing to do wail I wait for another one to surface.
hey I'll fix the dash lights and the heater controls on the dually. so I'm fully sidetracked now and going to town on the dash. fixen, cleaning, fixen, cleaning, and so on. after about 3hrs of this I got the truck put back together, and remembered what I was out there doing in the first place. no better time then the presant to walk and see if I have any digging activety. nope, cool ! so I go inside to see if my daughters up yet.
so after I make a little breakfast and clean up I head back out side and what do I see? NOT A MOLE but a bird traped in my dually and he's freaking out! and what happens when a bird freaks? they shit, a lot! Its on the windows all over the seats, dash, carpet,and door panels. how can something that small shit that much?
sorry about the story I'm just a little frustrated, so I'm going to finish drinking another monster and get back to cleaning maybe a mole will dig and I can take my adgresion out on him
so this morning I got up early (3:30am ) I headed out with my 24oz monster energy drink and arm myself with a spade shovel I'm going to kill something!
after about a half hour of standing and watching, the light is getting good enough that I can see all the way across the yard, and I got a digger so I crept up on him and waited for him to push a little more dirt up and then as hard as i could I slammed the spade in to the ground and when I pulled it out I had blood on one of the tongs! FU^ K YEA!!
So I moved back over to stand on the asphalt of my drive way and waited agine. however I'm now spun up on energy drink and adrenaline I start to think of thing to do wail I wait for another one to surface.
hey I'll fix the dash lights and the heater controls on the dually. so I'm fully sidetracked now and going to town on the dash. fixen, cleaning, fixen, cleaning, and so on. after about 3hrs of this I got the truck put back together, and remembered what I was out there doing in the first place. no better time then the presant to walk and see if I have any digging activety. nope, cool ! so I go inside to see if my daughters up yet.
so after I make a little breakfast and clean up I head back out side and what do I see? NOT A MOLE but a bird traped in my dually and he's freaking out! and what happens when a bird freaks? they shit, a lot! Its on the windows all over the seats, dash, carpet,and door panels. how can something that small shit that much?
sorry about the story I'm just a little frustrated, so I'm going to finish drinking another monster and get back to cleaning maybe a mole will dig and I can take my adgresion out on him
krewzlo
+1y
that sux, when you are done cleaning yours drop by here and clean up mine too.
jcampbell1180
+1y
LMAO
1niceck
+1y
LMFAO WOW how does that happen lol just think of a happy place. "WU SA"
huskerdually
+1y
x2
huskerdually
+1y
guilty by design
+1y
OMG i would have paid dam good money to see you standing at the edge of your lawn with a shovel in your hand for a half hour at 4AM!
okcderek
+1y
...x2
pig rig
+1y
SCORE
MOLE 12
PIGRIG 1
I've got a buddy that has one of them indian firework stands! he said that he's got the trick to take them out but I need a shovels and a couple of buddys to back fill the holes.
I'M IN THOUGHT NOW
MOLE 12
PIGRIG 1
I've got a buddy that has one of them indian firework stands! he said that he's got the trick to take them out but I need a shovels and a couple of buddys to back fill the holes.
I'M IN THOUGHT NOW
pig rig
+1y
and husk your the biggest complainer about my picture taken abilty
and we've had a topic on this also
and we've had a topic on this also