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Campy i didnt know you lived in ohio... and your name was Art??

addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture. While barbecues and lawn chairs don't have many places for good loving (unless you're big enough for that drink holder), we're sure that plastic gnome hiding in the hedges is wondering why he wasn't chosen. The garden hose, however, is probably pretty relieved.

Now that is just good journalism.


And if you got time to find that where are our koozies?

atleast the gnome in the bushes is safe... lmao

Nice try, but I'm a father of four, Jerkoff.

And x's 2 on the coozie issue.

ooooh you boys are just itching for those koozies arent you. Put the drinks on ice cause i sent out 3/4 of them monday.

ahahahah dude was screwing a plastic table dude just pay for a damn hooker save yourself the embarrassment

i hope i get a koozie soon

i have gotten my koozie

still no coozie

me neither