slacking today

Yeah, that's what I do.

I like when somebody come in while I'm droppin a deuce and they try to challange me to a stand off - y'know, they see how long they can hold it 'till one of us makes a noise.

I always win.

lmao...
or you get the guy next to you that sounds like a ass cannon just went off and then you hear a sqeek of a fart.. lmao

Sometimes, if the silence is really deafening, I'll let one slip, or I'll just improvise and make a fart noise with my mouth, just to see if I can make the other guy laugh.

I can make really convincing mouth farts.

Sometimes, though, the other guy will beat me to it and blast one off, and I can't help but start laughing.

lmao that is just to funny... sometime i have sat there holding out cause i know when i let it out it is gonna be loud and oderriferious, but sometimes you just got to do what you gotta do and i let it rip like hell and start laughing my ass off and it sounds like i am burping out of my ass, causer my laughs will stop the fart then start again...

Been there, done that.

thats funny

but i love the ones that blow hard but you have that instant relief in your gut from the pressure that has been expelled, grantd the backof the toilet may me missing or it looks like you slung a can of chili up against the bowl, but damn you feel better, but sometime you get the ass burn also.. whewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmao