1,000 Plus Post Club

Just thought I would let you Poor Bastards know that Low, Lock, Pig, Drag and Myself were all talking madness about you low-level fools today.

Yup. We were sitting in the Jacuzzi in the 1000 Post Penthouse, drinking martinis served by our own personal trained chimps(okay, I had a diet cherry, cause I don't drink), talking about how great it is to be living the high life.

Ha Ha!!! Remember guys, when Drag did that cannonball off the high dive and ended up doing a belly flop?!?!? Then Pig started giving "rat tails" with his towel to all the strippers!!! Ah, good times. Hope the belly's okay, Drag.

Oh yeah, anyway, we were thinking how much it must suck to be a noob right now and just knowing that an immense amount of whoring is due on your part to receive the amount of greatness that the Fab 5 have achieved.

Anyway, it's time for our massages.

Cheers!

P.S. - Hey Door, we just sent out the order for your chimp and stripper. They should be here waiting for you.

I was hoping to make it someday, but the idea of you guys in a hot tub kinda ruins it for me. Is that the one drag traded for.l

We bleached it out pretty good.

It needs to be bleached out after you guys use it. prolly professionally disenfected.

Thanks Campy, sorry I'm runnin' late!!!

Okay, look. I tried to be cordial, but it's apparent that your just a hater. I don't mean to be curt, but c'mon man.

Don't get discouraged Husk. Just keep on whorin...

I'm trying damnit!

Hell I'm so bad at this I just learned how to put an avator on today.

How am I doing now.

ima catch up soon jus wait
ima whore on everyother forum im on