You Might be a MIniTrucker.......

when your lil 9 year old brother says to "Just Drop It" instead of use the brakes at the stoplights lmao

31 of them made me say yup all the time

if everytime you get a new truck magazine in the mail, you stop whatever you are doing and head straight to the bathroom to read it from cover to cover.

if you get tired of people asking you if you "pimped" that yourself.

when you can't decide which bodystyle truck you want for your next tattoo.

if you buy old, cheap trucks just because you know they will be badass laid out, but they just sit in the yard.

if people always come to you and ask for zip-ties.

omg i hate it wen they say ur a mexican and wen they call ur truck a lowrider.ya and like Ven sed bout the airbag thing,lol.,i get that like everyday and i get so pissed. wow all of these things are so tru its crazy, im saying ya to almost all of them,lol.

i said yup to 42 of those is that bad hell no that our way of life

41. Your boss at work yells at you for looking at truck sites at work



happens all the time....my boss finally called are corprate office and had all the truck forums and things i go to blocked, I made a few phone calls and for 20 bucs had them unblocked again.

you might be a minitrucker if your mom has given up any hope of the car part scattered around the house being picked up

When someone says, how low did you lower your truck? and you say(pssssssssssssst) all the way!!man.

When people ask u if ur truck is low enough... and its followd by "a no not yet I could still go lower"

.....your best pickup line starts out with pssst pssst.