You Might be a MIniTrucker.......

ur not a real mini trucker.... ur not even fat hahahahaha. put on some weight so when u get arrested from draggin for hours from withdrawls after 5 years of not doin it, they dont look at u like a stake when u come walkin into the holdin cell. u better hope u dont make it to population haha..... they are gonna take u to federal pound u in the ass prison no more jdc baby hahaha

Originally posted by Lowlowriderbike



when u spend more than half the day on streetsource and refer to people you see at shows as their member name

I've been wondering how i'd remember any "real" names when I actually go to some shows this year... gonna be tough!

you might be a minitrucker if you body drop you truck in a rented garage in an appartment complex and disregard all the notices to stop or you'll get kicked out.
or you spend 3 days before a show and redo your tail light conversion from welding to bondo to primer in three days

you've been pulled over so many time the cops just gave up and just wave as they drive by.
or if your stuck in traffic and you drag the whole truck till traffic starts to move agian.

If you body dropped all the Furniture in your house, just so you could get that low center of gravity feeling 24/7... and your side yard is full of stock parts that are starting to wither away from being there for so long!!!

Originally posted by Lowlowriderbike



when u spend more than half the day on streetsource and refer to people you see at shows as their member name

lol i introduce myself like that ALOT lol.

yea thats pretty much how I do things to ..... It usually starts with whats up im alex ... sweeden on streetsource and then people are like ohhh whats up. kinda weird if u ask me but i guess what ever works haha

...if you've ever broken up with a girlfriend because she lived on a gravel road.

if you ever got in a butter-knife fight with a homeless man over an old hotdog in a ziplock bag........

for english class in college i wrote a 16 page paper defining why a mini truck isnt a lowrider, i got a 100 cause it was so fucking long.
also if every room in your house, has a picture, or model of a truck.

if the roof of ur truck sits lower then most cars.

when u spend alot of $ on big wheels only to see half of them.

if u had to section ur oil pan to keep ur motor under the hood.

if ur shop/garage is known as the local hangout/gathering place by the whole town.