You Might be a MIniTrucker.......
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You Might be a MIniTrucker.......
dragginncrds
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1. If your buy 40 copies of MiniTruckn just because there's a visible shot of your ride off in the distance in a pic from some show coverage.2. If you call into work stuck on the speed bump outside 3. If the accessories equal to 5 times the price given for your ride 4. If you have parts off 5 or more vehicles on your ride 5. If you cut your club logo into the grass in your front yard. 6. If you have an open tab at the local Del Taco. 7. If you claim your truck as a dependant on your taxes. 10. If you have shaved door handles and everybody that tries to open your door has the biggest confused look on their face and just can't figure it out. 11. If whenever your not doing anything you get on SSM. 12. Your parents and their friends all ask u y u ruined a perfectly good truck.. 13. Sitting in your dad's truck gives u a nose bleed. 15. When your a/c compressor goes bad, u decide 2 get rid of ur a/c and body drop it, rather than fix ur a/c 16. If you have to use pocket change for gas cause you spent all your check on your truck.cool: 17. If people constantly ask you why you would lower a truck. 18. If you freak out that your truck is in MT under the show coverage 19. If you roll with a custom primer job and no matter how ghetto and shitty your truck is...ya roll it like it's a f***ing Rolls Royce 20. If your suspension is perfecto and your engine is shit.cool: 21. If you end up dropping all your truck and car models 22. If ya just plain can't not hit the switches at a stop light with someone next to you... 23. If everyone at your school thinks you have hydro and have no idea WTF bags are 24. Break your back window and see it as an opportunity to get a lexan window 25. If you drag a hole in your exhaust or busted the manifold on a speed bump. 26. When u find out its time for you to sign up for vacation at work, you find out when the shows are so u can take those off 27. If ya have to swat at your friends hands cause they want to hit the switches all the time
28. If you have shirts that represent a club...have a drop em wear shirt...or ssm gear 29. You remember the day u Bagged your truck but cant remember your anniversary 30. Your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck. 31. You went to wal mart and toys r us 4 or more times a day trying to find the steel flame 32. Your instant message name has your club in it, draggin, scrapin, or something to do with your truck. 33. You would rather buy a aftermarket part for your truck before you buy a stock part to fix your truck so it runs. 35. You hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that skin u have been wanting. 37. If you only shave your passenger door cause u don't have the money for a popper kit 38. If ya have extra air line lying all around in your garage 39. If u take your left over tweed and wrap a piece of furniture in your house with it 40. If old people honk at you cause u drive slow in front of the mall 41. Your boss at work yells at you for looking at truck sites at work 42. Your clothes have body filler in them and it won't come out no matter how many times u have washed them 43. If your lungs are full of metal dust or bondo dust 45. If your room has a collogue of trucks on the wall 47. When everything you do or say refers to something being slammed, bagged, or shaved. 48. If u have a stack of MT mags by the toilet. 49. If your tattoo is your club logo 50. When someone calls your truck a low rider u consider those fighting words. 51. When u hear hail is in the forecast u grab the blankets off your bed and go cover your truck 52. You have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol 53. The place you get your nitrogen & helium from has given you a 5-dollar discount on bottles because u goes in so often. 54. When you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them. 55. If everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" weather it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table, your kids power wheels 56. You get excited, when in the winter, you see a big state snow plow drop its plow and drag it down the highway. 57. If you have truck parts lying around INSIDE the house 58. Its been 20 degrees or colder and you're out in it working on your truck. 59. If you have any part of your home decorated w/posters from old MTs 60. You remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names. 61. If zip ties are your best friends 62. If you're afraid to get a job before the show season cause they might make ya work on those days 63. People ask u why u ordered a piece for your truck off of another vehicle 64. If ya love scaring the s**t out of people walking on the road by dumping your truck or scrapin on shit. 66. If ya wash your truck every 2 days. 67. If you have burnt up more than 2 sawzalls and grinders while performing frame and body drop mods 68. If at Wendy's...McDonalds, taco bell, and burger king...they all tell you to hit the switches every time you're there 69. Every time u pull up to a stop light someone looks at you and does the hand motion telling u to make it go up and down 70. When your stereo is worth more than your truck 71. If every time you see ANY vehicle, you say, that would look badass bagged or lowered. 72. People ask you if your air tanks are nos bottles 73. If your wardrobe consists of mostly dropem shirts and jeans that have grease stains and holes in em 74. If you get surrounded by 6 cops for not having a license plate light (small towns are great...) 75. You were late to a show cause u weren't done with your truck 76. If your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship 77. If you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and it's for life. 78. If you f****** hate how every one BESIDES MINITRUCKERS...think that a lowered truck automatically means you're a Mexican. 79. If you get stopped for dragging, and you tell the officer something on your truck fell off 80. If people f*** with your truck cause its nicer then anything they ever got 81. If you play with your switches at a red light to get the attention of the hot chick walking across the street 82. Every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of street trucks, mini truckin, or tailgate. And sit there for more than 20 min.. 83. You have over 10 grand invested in your truck. 84. You own a full-size... but you're so crazy, that everyone calls you a minitrucker 85. You don't have enough money for a fuel cell, so your stock gas tank resides in the bed 86. You have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks 87. You think taillights are overrated 88. If you spell Kustom with a K! 89. You think you're a friggin superstar cuz your truck was in mt graffiti 90. You get pulled over for being to low. Fill all the bags in front of the cop and ask, " Is that better"... 92. You have a picture of your truck and not your girl in your wallet 93. You picture everything you look at bagged. 94. If you have ever had the answer the question "how do you drive it like that?". 95. You're more embarrassed that your daily is stock height than the fact that every body panel is a different color 96. You wash your mt more than 3 times a week, even if it's primered.. 97. You spend more time at the shop than your own house 98. You fall asleep on the job or at school. because you were working on your truck all night 99. Your mom & dad park there brand new cars outside so you can park your truck in the garage 100. If you've ever had to dodge flying drag blocks from fellow mini truckers. 101. If you've even been to BLOODDRAG BITCHES !!!!! 102. You steal street signs like - Titanium Dr. 103. Bodydrop you local shopping kart 104. if ur local roads are missing half of there reflectors! suck on that DOT.!
How many refer to you ???
28. If you have shirts that represent a club...have a drop em wear shirt...or ssm gear 29. You remember the day u Bagged your truck but cant remember your anniversary 30. Your wallpaper on your computer is a cover truck or your own truck. 31. You went to wal mart and toys r us 4 or more times a day trying to find the steel flame 32. Your instant message name has your club in it, draggin, scrapin, or something to do with your truck. 33. You would rather buy a aftermarket part for your truck before you buy a stock part to fix your truck so it runs. 35. You hope and pray someone hits your rear end so u can replace your bumper with that skin u have been wanting. 37. If you only shave your passenger door cause u don't have the money for a popper kit 38. If ya have extra air line lying all around in your garage 39. If u take your left over tweed and wrap a piece of furniture in your house with it 40. If old people honk at you cause u drive slow in front of the mall 41. Your boss at work yells at you for looking at truck sites at work 42. Your clothes have body filler in them and it won't come out no matter how many times u have washed them 43. If your lungs are full of metal dust or bondo dust 45. If your room has a collogue of trucks on the wall 47. When everything you do or say refers to something being slammed, bagged, or shaved. 48. If u have a stack of MT mags by the toilet. 49. If your tattoo is your club logo 50. When someone calls your truck a low rider u consider those fighting words. 51. When u hear hail is in the forecast u grab the blankets off your bed and go cover your truck 52. You have a "Too Low" ticket from highway patrol 53. The place you get your nitrogen & helium from has given you a 5-dollar discount on bottles because u goes in so often. 54. When you see a new Bagged truck in your area you HAVE to stop and go meet them. 55. If everything you own you try to "drop, slam, or drag" weather it be a chair, a toy truck, the couch, the dining table, your kids power wheels 56. You get excited, when in the winter, you see a big state snow plow drop its plow and drag it down the highway. 57. If you have truck parts lying around INSIDE the house 58. Its been 20 degrees or colder and you're out in it working on your truck. 59. If you have any part of your home decorated w/posters from old MTs 60. You remember people by the cars they drive and don't know their names. 61. If zip ties are your best friends 62. If you're afraid to get a job before the show season cause they might make ya work on those days 63. People ask u why u ordered a piece for your truck off of another vehicle 64. If ya love scaring the s**t out of people walking on the road by dumping your truck or scrapin on shit. 66. If ya wash your truck every 2 days. 67. If you have burnt up more than 2 sawzalls and grinders while performing frame and body drop mods 68. If at Wendy's...McDonalds, taco bell, and burger king...they all tell you to hit the switches every time you're there 69. Every time u pull up to a stop light someone looks at you and does the hand motion telling u to make it go up and down 70. When your stereo is worth more than your truck 71. If every time you see ANY vehicle, you say, that would look badass bagged or lowered. 72. People ask you if your air tanks are nos bottles 73. If your wardrobe consists of mostly dropem shirts and jeans that have grease stains and holes in em 74. If you get surrounded by 6 cops for not having a license plate light (small towns are great...) 75. You were late to a show cause u weren't done with your truck 76. If your new girlfriend considers your truck a threat to the relationship 77. If you read every single one of these and realize that minitrucking is the tightest sport ever...and it's for life. 78. If you f****** hate how every one BESIDES MINITRUCKERS...think that a lowered truck automatically means you're a Mexican. 79. If you get stopped for dragging, and you tell the officer something on your truck fell off 80. If people f*** with your truck cause its nicer then anything they ever got 81. If you play with your switches at a red light to get the attention of the hot chick walking across the street 82. Every time you sit on the can you grab your new issue of street trucks, mini truckin, or tailgate. And sit there for more than 20 min.. 83. You have over 10 grand invested in your truck. 84. You own a full-size... but you're so crazy, that everyone calls you a minitrucker 85. You don't have enough money for a fuel cell, so your stock gas tank resides in the bed 86. You have more phone numbers of minitruckers than chicks 87. You think taillights are overrated 88. If you spell Kustom with a K! 89. You think you're a friggin superstar cuz your truck was in mt graffiti 90. You get pulled over for being to low. Fill all the bags in front of the cop and ask, " Is that better"... 92. You have a picture of your truck and not your girl in your wallet 93. You picture everything you look at bagged. 94. If you have ever had the answer the question "how do you drive it like that?". 95. You're more embarrassed that your daily is stock height than the fact that every body panel is a different color 96. You wash your mt more than 3 times a week, even if it's primered.. 97. You spend more time at the shop than your own house 98. You fall asleep on the job or at school. because you were working on your truck all night 99. Your mom & dad park there brand new cars outside so you can park your truck in the garage 100. If you've ever had to dodge flying drag blocks from fellow mini truckers. 101. If you've even been to BLOODDRAG BITCHES !!!!! 102. You steal street signs like - Titanium Dr. 103. Bodydrop you local shopping kart 104. if ur local roads are missing half of there reflectors! suck on that DOT.!
How many refer to you ???
ashvdbx
+1y
if everyride in your yard is bagged including the wifes!!!!
dragginncrds
+1y
nice one
themightypace
+1y
i have pictures of snowplows dragging...
7low1
+1y
yeah man ive seen those snow plows, they leave mad sparks!
Jamey
+1y
50. When someone calls your truck a low rider u consider those fighting words.
drptndrgn
+1y
78. If you f****** hate how every one BESIDES MINITRUCKERS...think that a lowered truck automatically means you're a Mexican
ven
+1y
...if you have had to explain that it has nothing to do with the airbag in the steering wheel!
...if your kids say "Lay it out Daddy!"
...if you walk around making sounds like "PSSSSSST"
... if your grass has exhaust burns in it.
...if your kids say "Lay it out Daddy!"
...if you walk around making sounds like "PSSSSSST"
... if your grass has exhaust burns in it.
ndaweeds
+1y
Originally posted by themightypace
i have pictures of snowplows dragging...
thats funny. i was going thru withdrawls till we had a snow last year. they do throw alot!
i have pictures of snowplows dragging...
thats funny. i was going thru withdrawls till we had a snow last year. they do throw alot!
tommyboy
+1y
Originally posted by themightypace
i have pictures of snowplows dragging...
i got some of a street sweeper draggin shit down the highway
i have pictures of snowplows dragging...
i got some of a street sweeper draggin shit down the highway