90,000 INVESTED WHERE???

lol this shit is soooooo damn funny that f150 makes me wanna puke and the ranger looks like shit

Originally posted by clean cut creations



Edited: 1/5/2006 5:05:27 PM by clean cut creations

Let me break this down..........."This is a 1988 GT Ranger. We call it the Dragon Slayer. It has been in over 2 dozen shows and always placed 1st or best in show."

So far ok...then he says: ----"When we purchased the truck it had 14,900 miles on it an dow has 15,000 miles. Was purchased in 1989."

Now I'm not really good at the math but that means that this pig had 14,900 miles put on it it in under a year...The first year of it's life none the less! LET'S PROCEDE..

----"The hood has a molder F150 hood scope."HUH????

----"It also has a jet fighter tip which you can lift and make it a convertible, top does not leak."

WTF is this guy on? It just goes to show you that meth kills you slowly...Let us continue..

----"The bed has a hard cover on it, no tailgate, molded into it."

Does this mean it has a big hole where the tailgate was or it has been welded shut and shaved?????

----"Also has 59 cadillac tail lights."

This seems like alot of taillights for one vehicle to me.....

----"Door handles are shaved. Bed has a home entertainment system with Bose speaker system, panasonic 5 disc changer, sony amp that runs off 110 power inverter. System is currently out but will go with truck. System costs over $2500. Has 3 demension fire on the outside, graphics on hood of a dragon and on bedcover with a viking slaying a dragon.Graphics all done by a professional artist. Interior done by Scotts in Louisville, KY."

I can just close my eyes and imagine....

----"This company done the Godzilla for ZZ Toop."

WHO THE HELL IS "ZZ Toop"??????

----"Due to health had to stop showing. At that time I put a 327 350 Horsepower motor with a 292 cam in it. Also has a turbo shift kit, big lincoln rear end and narrow 308 gears."

Does anybody here know what "narrow gears" are??? I didn't think so......

----"Has 4 inch drop kit air bad ride."

GOOD GOD WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!!!

----"Have over $90,00 invested but must sell due the health. Truck is a trailer queen and has never been drove."

$90,00.....$90,00...I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF HE PUT A COMMA WHERE A DECIMAL POINT WAS SUPPOSTED TO GO OF WHAT.....



hahaha, man, that was some funny shit. from the way it looks maybe he spent 90,000 pacos on it? that would make more sense. lets see, i looked it up, and its like 10.5 pacos to a american dollar, so that means that really that truck has $8571.42 american dollars, hahaha, still seams high tho

Is it me or does that tailgate remind you of those little cars on poles that drive in the little circles at the fair. You know the ones for the kiddie rides.

I figured it out. He must have spent $700 on the truck, 300 on the paintjob, $200 on the interior, $2500 for the stereo and spent $86,300 on meth and pot building it and now he has health problems from it.

old school NOT................

I dont know but that grille in the ranger is old school! lol And is that tailgate wrapped in leather? Maybe thats to match the custom bra on it? Oh and did ya notice the seller name on the F-150? it is HEALTHY1!!!

That shit belongs at the Barrett Jackson Car Auction!!!

THAT FORD ALSO SAYS IT HAS A DRIVER AIRBAG.

HED MAKE ALL HIS MONEY BACK IF HE TOLD EVERYONE HOW TO RUN A BILLET WHEEL AND AIR BAG. IDIOT

AND WHAT DOES NATIONAL WINNER MEAN ANYWAY?? AS OPPOSE TO NON NATIONAL WINNER?

The dudes name is HEALTHY1?!?!?!

Dusty doesn't get interior work donr in Kentucky. From his profile sayin ZZ Top got Cadzilla's interior was done there.