90,000 INVESTED WHERE???

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90,000 INVESTED WHERE???
lowsonoma18 avatar
lowsonoma18
+1y
dumb kentucky fuck he ment 90,000 goats invested
periportfd avatar
periportfd
+1y
Originally posted by Abercrombie



Correct me if I'm wrong here, because I'm tired and could be. The ranger says he has 90,000 invested in the truck, but is selling it due to health reasons. The FullSize says he has 90,000 invested when you take away the price he paid for the truck, but is selling it due to health reasons. Do I see a trend here?

Yup you do. Poor mental health.
PleasuresBurban avatar
PleasuresBurban
+1y
you gotta be a sick man after spending that much loot and it turning out like that! come on now
Abercrombie avatar
Abercrombie
+1y
Maybe if I would have used the excuse of poor health when I sold my last truck I could have gotten a little more for it!
gimp5561 avatar
gimp5561
+1y
hope i never have too show against that BADASS truck.
clean cut creations avatar
clean cut creations
+1y
Edited: 1/5/2006 5:05:27 PM by clean cut creations

Let me break this down..........."This is a 1988 GT Ranger. We call it the Dragon Slayer. It has been in over 2 dozen shows and always placed 1st or best in show."

So far ok...then he says: ----"When we purchased the truck it had 14,900 miles on it an dow has 15,000 miles. Was purchased in 1989."

Now I'm not really good at the math but that means that this pig had 14,900 miles put on it it in under a year...The first year of it's life none the less! LET'S PROCEDE..

----"The hood has a molder F150 hood scope."HUH????

----"It also has a jet fighter tip which you can lift and make it a convertible, top does not leak."

WTF is this guy on? It just goes to show you that meth kills you slowly...Let us continue..

----"The bed has a hard cover on it, no tailgate, molded into it."

Does this mean it has a big hole where the tailgate was or it has been welded shut and shaved?????

----"Also has 59 cadillac tail lights."

This seems like alot of taillights for one vehicle to me.....

----"Door handles are shaved. Bed has a home entertainment system with Bose speaker system, panasonic 5 disc changer, sony amp that runs off 110 power inverter. System is currently out but will go with truck. System costs over $2500. Has 3 demension fire on the outside, graphics on hood of a dragon and on bedcover with a viking slaying a dragon.Graphics all done by a professional artist. Interior done by Scotts in Louisville, KY."

I can just close my eyes and imagine....

----"This company done the Godzilla for ZZ Toop."

WHO THE HELL IS "ZZ Toop"??????

----"Due to health had to stop showing. At that time I put a 327 350 Horsepower motor with a 292 cam in it. Also has a turbo shift kit, big lincoln rear end and narrow 308 gears."

Does anybody here know what "narrow gears" are??? I didn't think so......

----"Has 4 inch drop kit air bad ride."

GOOD GOD WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!!!

----"Have over $90,00 invested but must sell due the health. Truck is a trailer queen and has never been drove."

$90,00.....$90,00...I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF HE PUT A COMMA WHERE A DECIMAL POINT WAS SUPPOSTED TO GO OF WHAT.....
Twisted Galant avatar
Twisted Galant
+1y
thats fuckn terrible
KRamseyKustomz avatar
KRamseyKustomz
+1y
not even worth $9 and its sad cuz someone iz going to be dumb enough to buy it and take it to shows and get laffed at what an ugly pile of ford
mazberrydelight avatar
mazberrydelight
+1y
seriously i'm wondering when it was built. i'm guessing early 90s. maybe the 90k is takin into account inflation and intrest hes still paying on visa. i bet back in the day it was badass thou , too each there own
FluffyFreak avatar
FluffyFreak
+1y
maybe he meant 90K pennies?