CONGRATULATIONS RUSS-D!!!!

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CONGRATULATIONS RUSS-D!!!!
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Originally posted by ngacleetus



hey you graduadated. . .CoNGrats. . . Now get that piece of shit LAWN Ornament running so the neighbors will stop complaining.

sheeeeet I though you bein from the souf you'd understand the importance of having cars on your lawn.

Hows the bodydrop David?

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Man, i didn't know you had a sister she wasn't at the party was she? can you get me her # she pretty fuckin hot.
P.S. I hope that you bought yourself something nice with that dollar
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dragginbagged
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hubba hubba

ima marry that gurl sumday
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maddawg
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boy, i hope her butt looks better than her face..

CONGRADULATIONS RUSS!
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ngacleetus
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That picture is due to some intense IMBREEDING. . .it's is aunt too. . .
I think it's law that you have to have at least one broken down vehicle in your yard down in the DIRty Dirty

Haven't touch the truck since moving, in fact right now it is stored at my parents house. Almost lost the bed on the way down, thanks to the ruff ride on the VERY SMOOTH Arkansas roads. Yeah, welds broke on the bed and it bounce to hell and back, looked like a dump bed hangin off, LOL. . .hoping to get it down by the 1st of the year. Right now I'm waiting on the 1x1 to build the bed frame to smooth all that out.
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dragginbagged
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I had the same thing happen on my fullsize, bed was tacked together and had to move the truck. Weld's broke, shit flew, but it stayed on. Unloaded the truck in my dad's barn and it hasn't move since.
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Crappy roads and tack welds don't mix. . .don't think i'll leave mine for too long. I might get bored and need something to do. LOL. Did you ever buy those mazda's i sent you the email about wayne?
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dragginbagged
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they sold the next day, couldn't get to them fast enough, but i was going to
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russ d just spews info about mazdas and mazda changes it out of fear of being proved wrong by russ d.

russ d once body dropped a helicopter

russ d only lives in kansas because he felt like it would be a handicap to the rest of the country

russ d once farted on a mazda and it was made a cover truck cause it smelled of his essence

russ d told vin deisel the wiring diagram for a mazda off the top of his head and vin was so shocked he went bald

its said that only the mettatron can hear russ ds voice as us mere mortals will explode because we cant comprehend the complexity of his brain functions and octives alone

russ d taught miller how to make welders.

russ d made plasma cutters obsolete by using his laser vision to carve 3 dementional objects even works on carbide

russ d blocks round house kicks from chuck norris everymorning using nothing but his knowledge of mazdas

russ ds real name is chilton manuel.

russ d once had a stomach cramp took a shit and it turned out to be plans for a flux capacitor that he ate when he was five in order to keep it from the iranians.

russ d graduated with an engineering degree just because his professors read the mazda forum.

russ d is never wrong.... in the event that russ d was wrong the situation better fix itself as the fact that russ is infaliable is what god built the earth on.

hey congrats russ you tubby bastard if you ever need a kidney or anything give me a call




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Now thats funny raht thar, I don't kere who you are...lol