Lance Martz named mine the Dawgsled, before that I called it Mazilla.
my brother had a fast ass truck he called the thrill a minute machine.
Originally posted by severedkota
Originally posted by baggedMITSU
Originally posted by rollinondubbs
Originally posted by severedkota
i call mine "sex panther, its made with bits of real panther" and "60% of the time it works ever time"
when in rome.
That doesnt make any sense,
"do you know who i am, im kind of a big deal!"
ill be honest with you brian that smells like pure gasoline
"I STABBED A MAN IN THE HEART!" "uh brick, i've been meaning to talk to you about that..."
"I Love Lamp"
My boyfriends old truck was Betsy....or the whore... I still haven't named my truck
piece o sh*t, whore, g/dammit hunk of sh*t!
i even made up a few new cuss words for it but younger people might get offended. lets just say as good as its comming along there is always something else going wrong.
big junk, lloyd longbed, big retard
THE DIRTY TEN
cuz i live on dirt roads and i am to lazy to wash it very often...
named it after a girl i tried to fuck in highschool, chandal, no matter how hard i tired i dont get any in return
Originally posted by i_love_primer
the mazda is "prosititue" cause it fucks me and takes my cash. my civic before the engine blew was "michelle" cause there was this hot chick who wanted my car. when the engine blew i called it "bitch"the izuzu i call it "peice of shit" cuz currently it looks like shit when i get my new toy in september ill be sure n give it a name too but for now its nameless
lol good one
Mines NEMESIS.....1) because it fights me every fuggin step of the way...and 2 because of the wheels