"your safe"

well iv got something to say that most of us guys are going to know about and some of us are in,THE SAFE CLUB,i when out last nite had a good time hitin on girls left and right never seeming to hit the spot ,then i see this one chick and omg i want her so bad,like she's bad ass guys, so now i try to to hook up with her right... well things go great, we talk i buy her some drinks we talk somemore everything is going so good it looks like i may get lucky tonite .......WRONG!!! as we are talking she turns and looks at me and says(i like talking to you, your funny and i fill so safe with you like i know were not going to go home and have sex)....rrrrrrrrttt what? DAMN thats just what i was wanting to do......so now im at the point were im safe...wtf...im not safe you should fear me, lock up your wifes, your daghters, DAMN IM NOT SAFE I MEAN IT...oh what the hell, guess im just going to be a lonely minitrucker with one badass truck bby myself

sorry just needed to get that out there.....IM NOT SAFE DAMN IT...lol

it means your like her gay friend aint gettin no POONANI

LMFAO sorry man but thats hilarious ha ha. I bet the look on your face was priceless when she said that.

know how i know your gay?







cause your "safe" lmao

haha ya i bet i was like ...WHAT!!!

hell i bet her gay friend gets more then me...lol