Wishes,wishes

So guy comes into a restaurant with a full grown ostrich trailing behind him.Waitress comes over and says "What will u have?" Guy says "Burger,fries and a Budwiser."Turns to ostrich and says,"How about u?"Ostrich says ,I'll have the same." Waitress returns later with their food and sez,That'll be 9.40." Without lo0king,dude reaches into his pocket and hands her the exact amount of the meal,to the penny.Next day,guy and ostrich come in,order the same thing,samething happens-waitress asks for meal price,guy reaches in his pocket with out looking and hands her the exact change.Next day,the pair come in as usual.Waitress asks for order and guy says,Steak medium rare,baked potato ,salad,Budweiser."Turns to ostrich and sez,"How about u?" ostrich says "I'll have the same."Waitress returns later with their food and sez,"That'll be 32.55 please."Without looking guy reaches in his pocket and hands her the exact change,to the penney.Thoroughly perplexed waitress sez,"Sir,I've noticed that whenever I ask u for the meal price,u just reach in ur pocket and hand me the exact amount without even looking.How do u do that?".Dude sez,"Well,several years ago I found an old lamp in my attic and when I touched it,a Genie came out and sez that I have 2 wishes.I told him that my first wish was whenever I bought anything no matter how expensive,whenever I reached in my pocket I would always find the right amount in there.""Smart" sez the waitress",that way u will be rich all u r life." "Yep" sez dude. "OK" sez waitress."Whats up with the ostrich?" "Well" sez dude,"my second wish was for a long legged chick with a big ass who would always agree with everthing I said." Hee-haw.BJ