So this Koala was sitting up in a gum tree smoking a j when a little lizard happened by.Say man,sez lizard,what are u doing up there?Smoking a J sez the Koala,come on up and join me and have one.So lizard scuttles up the tree,sits down with the Koala and they proceed to share several j's.Lizard,who is pretty stoned says man I got to climb down and get a drink ,my mouth is dry.Well,being stoned he fell out of the tree and into the nearby creek.Ole Croc is cruising by,sees lizard and helps him out of the creek.Thanks dude says lizard.What are u doing here sez Croc.Oh man,sez lizard,I was up in that gum tree smoking some sh-- with a Koala.This I gotta see sez ole Croc so he ambles over to the gum tree for a look.He spots the Koala up in the tree and yells out Hey Man.Koala looks down,sees the Croc and sez Holy Shit man how much F--king water did u drink.Hee-damn-haw.BJ