Watch Out for Carol

So 5th grade teacher tells her class to go home and have their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.Next day all the kiddies come back and tell their stories.Finally,little Alphonse gets up to tell his."My Dad said Aunt Carol,a helicopter pilot in Iraq got shot down and had to parachute out over enemy territory.All she had was a bottle of whiskey,her guna nd a knife.On the way down,she drank the whiskey to keep it from breaking when she hit the ground.When she landed,she was in the middle of 20 terrorists.She shot 15 of them with her gun,stabbed 4 of them with her knife and killed the last one with her bare hands." How awful said the Teach.But what is the moral of this story?" Little Alphonse sez,"Stay the fu-- away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking." Hee-haw.BJ

Sweet!!!

Sounds like my aunt, but her names Wendy