Know the difference...Guts or Balls?
nytrdr24
+1y
It's a good idea to know the difference between having Guts or Balls!
Guts is when: You come home drunk from a long night out & your wife meets you at the door with a broom in her hand, and you ask "did you just get done cleaning house, or are you fixing to take a ride!"
Balls is when: You come home drunk lookin a mess, with lipstick on your cheek & shirt collar, smell like a french hoar's perfume & your wife meets you at the door, and you proceed to slap her on her ass & tell her
"Your next!"
once you know the difference inbetween the two, also, realize this, saying either one to your wife will probably get you further in the dog house than you already are at that time (that is a bare minimum of the consequences!!) if not killed once you pass out!
Guts is when: You come home drunk from a long night out & your wife meets you at the door with a broom in her hand, and you ask "did you just get done cleaning house, or are you fixing to take a ride!"
Balls is when: You come home drunk lookin a mess, with lipstick on your cheek & shirt collar, smell like a french hoar's perfume & your wife meets you at the door, and you proceed to slap her on her ass & tell her
"Your next!"
once you know the difference inbetween the two, also, realize this, saying either one to your wife will probably get you further in the dog house than you already are at that time (that is a bare minimum of the consequences!!) if not killed once you pass out!
fanninator
+1y
nice!! -bf
phatkix
+1y
old but nice lol.
immortal1 (linn)
+1y
I have several friends with"balls", but none of them have any "guts" LOL
crazymikey
+1y
it's funny because it's true.