You sent him a what?

So little Suzie comes home from 1st grade all excited.She tells her Dad all about Valentines Day which they had learned that day.Daddy,says little Suzy,Valentines Day is a Christian Holiday and we are Jewish so would God get mad if I sent a Valentine?No Suzie,says Dad,I dont think God would get mad at all if u sent one.Who are u going to send it to?Well says Suzie,I want to send one to Osama Ben Laden.Well Suzie,says Dad,I think that is a strange person to send one to.Why do u want to send one to him?Well says Suzie,I figure that if a little American Jewish girl sent him a Valentine,he would think that maybe everbody didnt hate him.And if I sent one,maybe other girls and boys would send him one,and he would realize that lots of people liked him and would change his ways and would go around telling everyone he had changed.Well Suzy,said ole Dad,that is just a wonderful idea and I am so proud of u that u thought that up.Yes,said little Suzie,and when he got out in the open to tell everyone,the Marines could blow his sorry ass to Hell.Hee-haw.BJ

Sometimes I wonder if you think these things up!

Haha I lol'ed

I definately like that one!

You can so tell you're from Tennessee. heeee hawwwww hahahahahahaha

Semper Fi!

sorry, beat ya too it. posted on valentines day.

Sorry ur wrong.I posted it on Feb.4th.U didnt post until Feb.14th.BJ

oh, i saw 4th and thought it was march 4th which is today. i hadnt seen that before but i had recieved it in an email at work.