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hocbj23
+1y
Irish dude walks into the confessional at St.Pat's Church.Father forgive me,he says,for I have sinned.Its been over a year since I last confessed.
I am here,son,intones the Priest.Tell me your sin.Well Father,says the Dude,,I'v had sex with Nookie Green twice in the past week.Well says the Priest,youare forgiven.Go forth ,say 10 Hail Mary's and sin no more.About two days later,another Irish Dude walks into the Confessional at St.Pats.Forgive me Father for I have sinned says the Dude.I am here son,says the Priest,tell me your sin.Well says the Dude,I've had sex with Nookie Green 4 times the past week.Well says the Priest,your sins are forgiven.Go forth,say 20 Hail Mary" and sin no more.As the man is leaving Father says,and by the way son,who is this Nookie Green? Dude says all I know Father is that she is a new woman in the Neighborhood.Next Sunday,Father is in the pulpit when the door swings open to the church and in walks this drop-dead-gorgeous red haired woman,dressed in green from her head to her green leather shoes.Every man in church watches as she sashays down the aisle,swaying from side to side with every step and displaying her considerable assets.She walks right into the front row in front of the Priest,sits down and slightly spreads her legs-not too obvious but just enough.The totally flustered Priest leans over and says to the alterboy,"Is that Nookie Green?"The alterboy takes a quick look and says"no Father I think its just the reflection from her shoes".Hee_-Haw.BJ
I am here,son,intones the Priest.Tell me your sin.Well Father,says the Dude,,I'v had sex with Nookie Green twice in the past week.Well says the Priest,youare forgiven.Go forth ,say 10 Hail Mary's and sin no more.About two days later,another Irish Dude walks into the Confessional at St.Pats.Forgive me Father for I have sinned says the Dude.I am here son,says the Priest,tell me your sin.Well says the Dude,I've had sex with Nookie Green 4 times the past week.Well says the Priest,your sins are forgiven.Go forth,say 20 Hail Mary" and sin no more.As the man is leaving Father says,and by the way son,who is this Nookie Green? Dude says all I know Father is that she is a new woman in the Neighborhood.Next Sunday,Father is in the pulpit when the door swings open to the church and in walks this drop-dead-gorgeous red haired woman,dressed in green from her head to her green leather shoes.Every man in church watches as she sashays down the aisle,swaying from side to side with every step and displaying her considerable assets.She walks right into the front row in front of the Priest,sits down and slightly spreads her legs-not too obvious but just enough.The totally flustered Priest leans over and says to the alterboy,"Is that Nookie Green?"The alterboy takes a quick look and says"no Father I think its just the reflection from her shoes".Hee_-Haw.BJ
kirk
+1y
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is flat out my favorite one yet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That is flat out my favorite one yet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
crazymikey
+1y
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
jmzcustomz (jeff)
+1y
Dude you crack me up..... It makes this site kinda of a triple reason...Friends, info, and jokes!!!