Lickin' what?

So Bubba,Junior and LeRoi were down at their favorite watering hole tossing back a few and tellin'lies about how great their dogs were.Well,I'll tell ya,says Junior,That old redbone hound of mine,Ole'Blue,is so good that he can tree a coon,shoot it ,skin it,and take it home and cook it for us.Aw shit,says Bubba,that aint nothin'.Ole'Thuggo,my bulldog chased down a car on the freeway the other nite,ate the door off,screwed the bitch in heat on the back seat,all before they reached the next exit.What about it LeRoi,what about that lazy old dog of yours?Well says LeRoi.ur right,hes pretty lazy. He just lays around,eatin',lickin' privates,fartin'and sleepin'.Well Hell,says Junior,every damn dog in the county lays around eatin'lickin' his privates,sleepin and fartin'.Whats so special about that.Well,says LeRoi,I didnt say anythin about him lickin HIS privates.Junior looks at Bubba,Bubba looks at Junior and sez,How much cash do u want in trade if I throw in my pickup.Hee-haw.BJ

hahaha, groes.

Does that dog have a taste for peanut butter? haha

That is fooking disgusting.