A Redneck?Not Me.

Pregnant lady from Tennessee is in bad car accident and is put in a coma for 6 months so her life can be saved.Wakes up in 6 months in a panic and asks Doctor about her unborn baby.Doctor says u babies are fine mam.U delivered a healthy set if twins about a month ago.By the way,your brother came in and named them for u.Oh no the lady thought,Bubba is such a redneck,no telling what he has named them.So she asks Doc,what are there names,fearing the worst.Well the Doc says ,the little girl is named Denice.Oh,says the relieved Mom,thats a pretty name.What about the little boy.Denephew,says the Doc.Hee-haw.BJ

hahahahahahaha

You stupid ass.

that is for sure funny lol

lmfao that's a good one!

Hoc,I can't help but notice with you being from TN,are these 'jokes' all personal experiences?

black lady: dawan and dawudawan

HAHAHA!

LMAO thats the best one yet!

I dunno,I think Daudawan was better....lol

Yep.All these are from personal experience.My neck is so red I moonlite at the airport on weekends as a landing lite.Lol.BJ

I was kinda wondering about that redneck thing LOL! So, is your nephew still pissed at you?