Save the Preacher

A very popular young preacher in a very small church announced one Sunday that he was going to leave for a larger church because he couldnt make enough money in the small church to support his growing family.The flock was astonished.
Then,Joe the used car dealer stood up and said"Preacher if u stay,I will give u a Cadillac to drive and give ur wife a minivan to drive for her and the children".Hallelujah.Amen.responded the flock.

Then charles the banker stands up and says,"Preacher,if u will stay I will double your salary and start a college trust fund for ur children"Hallelujah.Amen.Responded the even more relieved flock.

Then Nellie ,the 85 year old senior citizen who occupied the front row with her 90 year old husband Clyde stood up and said,"Preacher,if u will stay I will have sex with u every night if u want to."

The flock is speechless and Clyde is sitting there with his hands over his face."why Nellie"says the dumbfounded preacher,"why on earth would u say something like that?"

"Well"says Nellie,"I asked Clyde how we could help and he says "Screw the preacher."Hee-haw.BJ

lol!

I figured it was gonna end with clyde saying Hallelujah,Amen at least it isn't me who has to endure having sex with nellie!

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