What Party do u belong to?

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What Party do u belong to?
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hocbj23
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You are walking down a dark street with your spouse and two kids,when a bad man with a big knife jumps out of an alley waving the big knife,babbles incoherently,and starts running in your direction.You are armed with a Colt .45 and are an expert shot.You only have 4-5 seconds to make a decision.What do u do if u r a :

Democrat-well I cant really say what I would do.I may have to consult the ACLU on this issue.Does he really mean to harm us?I mean can I talk him out of it do u think?Is my gun a legal weapon or?Can I stand out front and take the blows while my wife and kids escape?Does he have a history of mental illness and was he raised poor?

Republican-Blam!

Southerner-Blam,blam,blam,blam,blam,blam.Click.(Reload)Blam,blam,blam,blam,blam.!Daughter-Nice groups Dad.R u using hollow points or full metal jackets?Son_Dad,dad,can I please shoot the next one,Can I please?Wife-Bubba,u aint takin that damn thing to the taxidermist r u?Hee-haw.BJ
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jmzcustomz (jeff)
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You forgot the guy from the hood - Holds gun sideways while throwing wife and kids in between him and the robber then runs up and steals the robbers wallet and lets him there to fend for his family.
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kirk
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I dunno. I am happily A-Political, and would still shoot that SOB.
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slammedyota91
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Democrat and srill would shoot em lol
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southernrazed
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im in the green party....for real..and unffortunatly we cannot carry a loaded handgun in canada it can only be transported to and from the range and you have to posess crazy permits...so i mace the son of a bitch
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phatkix
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i don't follow politics, but i'd shoot him in the leg. then kick him in the face. lol.
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crazymikey
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I dunno,but I'd probably use my witty banter and say I'm with the Pants Party and blast him in the eye with a shot from the good old cock rocket.